People from Production

Hi Guys..How r u?Well i m fy9 here in Mysore.I have told u in ma previous post that now i m in MOSS(extended training).Well MOSS is nothing but a Microsoft Product which stands for Microsoft Office SharePoint Server.As it is a microsoft product it is very user friendly.Well guys this post is something about the people from Production i.e people who have huge experience of doing projects and going onsite and communicating with clients all over the world.
Having under the guidance of these fellows is luck by chance especially if they r teaching u technical things bit by bit.First of all if they r telling u any concept then be sure that is going to help u in future coz they know what we should learn to handle project well.Especially when they share their experience u will think that oh my god these guys r brilliant.As they put the exact real life scenario in front of u.
Well guys another point u can also notice is their modesty.Yeah guys they all r very modest and down to earth attitude and they r opposite of "Empty vessels sound much" proverb.
After interacting with these people i m now thinking whether we can b like them or not.More importantly why should not we be like them.They r also like us in their initial phase and look now they know all these stuffs.Anyways guys as far as they r concerned they tell us only one thing i.e "develop interest within u,then there is nothing that u can't do".So guys this is what i perceive from all these people.So guys remember it is all ur interest which can change u completely i.e from zero to hero but u need patience also as "Patience is virtue".

Infy training -MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I still remember the day when i entered into infy,mysore campus.First thing in ma mind was that whether i can clear this hectic training or not.I heard from many people and many blogs that out of three one kicked out of training.That fear how ever didn't last long as i was a bit familiar with the process and understand the system.Some terms which i did not hear before coming to infosys was "flunk",oh yeah this is the term they use when u do not clear the exam.First one week i heard about exit all the time and various ways to exit.Then came the generic training where things were not so good but anyway thank god i cleared the training after spending around 16 hours in GEC i.e from morning 8 to midnight 12.
So far so good feeling is always good.
Then stream training starts and believe me it was not so much difficult as i found two friends Rahul and vikash(name changed).They didn't belong to our batch,in fact they were our seniors.Time spent with them are very hard to forget.Especially sitting in the last row has some different tastes and we were the lucky ones to sit in the last row.
But all that sounds good has not so much happy ending.Thank god I clear the stream while those two fellows didn't due to some unavoidable factors that i can't express.
Now i m in MOSS(extended training) and have no tension as there is no exit if u flunk in exams.Thank god i m one those infoscions who will work for infosys in the near future and will tell others that infosys was their dream company(terms and conditions apply).....
At last now i can say MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...Sorry for this late post.I will be back very soon with some good experience till then bye bye allah hafiz.

The Ten Worst Job Interview Questions Ever

What was the worst job interview qns were ever asked? Good interview questions can help employers judge the technical qualifications, people skills, problem solving approach, and team fit of prospective employees. Bad interview questions do none of those. Instead, they confuse, irk, or offend the applicant (often in combination).

#10 - What interests you about our company?

“Um, I heard you were hiring?”

#9 - Have you ever brought a lawsuit against an employer?

You can’t ask about this or age, race, health/marital/personal/family issues, and arrests, among other things. You have a choice of responses to this one. You can use the old, boring “I don’t think that’s an appropriate question” line, or you can allow the interviewer to save face with something like “No, but I’m always open to new experiences”.

#8 - Why did you take the pen from me?

In this one, the interviewer picks up a pen and holds it out halfway between herself and the applicant, and then silently waits for a response. Eventually the person will ask “what are you doing”, or, more often, take the pen. I would recommend: “When I saw you holding out the pen, I knew what you were doing. Taking it was the fastest way to get the heck out of here. Good day!” If you want to stick around, you can always grab the pen with your thumb and forefinger just above the interviewer’s (ala the old sandlot baseball method for deciding who gets to bat first) and wait for her next move.

#7 - Can you work under pressure?

Who is going to say no? You could answer “I’ve been tested to 12 ft-lbs per square inch”, or if you can completely change the tenor of the conversation with “If I don’t get this job I’ll lose my house, my wife, and the eight third-world children I’ve been supporting will be doomed to starvation. How’m I doing so far?”

#6 - If you were a ‘Lost’ character, which one would you be?

Applicant: “Jack” Interviewer: (Raises eyebrow) “Jack?” Applicant: (Pauses and gazes upward as if in deep thought, and then looks interviewer directly in the eye) “Definitely. Jack. But what does that have to do with being an Accounts Payable Clerk 1?” This is a variant of the old “If you were an animal, which one would you be?” question. If asked that question, you might want to go with Sasquatch, noting that “I read that they are telepathic, and that would make this interview go a lot easier!”

#5 - How do you define sexual harrassment?

“You nailed it! Nice one.” Or if you’re ready to leave “Come closer and I’ll show you.”

#4 - What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Upon further consideration, this could be a valid “team fit” question in certain technical disciplines.

#3 - Do you ever abuse alcohol or drugs?

“I didn’t realize I had to choose”, or the more tactful “You do realize that the people who test body fluid samples are part of the Teamster’s union? They don’t like people cutting in on their territory.”

#2 - What is your biggest weakness?

This question got serious consideration for the top spot, but it’s only the second most likely question to pop up in an interview. All the interviewing tactics books tell you to develop a response that actually demonstrates a strength. Don’t dignify an awful question with a thoughtful response. First, startle the interviewer by saying “I have two”, and then continue with “one, I have an aversion to kryptonite but it doesn’t normally affect my work, and two, you really don’t want me to work overtime during a full moon. Seriously.” You’ll be doing the parting handshake in no time.

#1 - Where do you see yourself in five years?

Possibly a Trifecta if family issues will effect your career planning! Undoubtedly you have either already heard it or you will in an upcoming interview. Depending upon how fast you want to get out of there you can go with: “In mirrors and on YouTube. Unless I’m undead; then only on YouTube.” Or the ever-popular: “Asking you this question as you ‘reinterview for your position’ “ (don’t forget the menacing air quotes). Rubbing your hands together and cackling works nicely, too.


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MTV Roadies mania

we all r approaching towards MTV Roadies grand finale.Though i liked last year's roadies show quite a lot but this yr roadies is not so bad also.
I am a big fan of last year roadies winner Ashutosh and i believe he deserved it really well.If u look into this yr roadies there was a lot of twists and unfairness is quite clearly visible.The two finalists r already voted out earlier and by raghu's politics they again came to the show.
Palak why the hell she is there in the roadie. I m afraid the no. of slangs she knows will b greater than the no. of hairs in our head.
Nauman is a good guy but he has not that musculine character with him and now he is competing with a girl really embarrassing.
anyways lets see who becomes the roadie on 19th april.hope u ll enjoy the grand finale.